The Best/Worst Valentine Cakes To Give Someone You Love

Wonky hearts and cupid bows are so predictable.

Why not spice up this Valentines Day with something a little... you know... [eyebrow waggle]

...confusing.

Of course you want to leave some things to the imagination:

As big as WHAT can be, you ask?

Well, now, [WINK] that's up to YOU to... ok, a rainbow. They meant the rainbow. Happy?

There's also the direct approach:

("Bloody L, I can't tell if I should censor this or not!")

But try not to confuse your baker:

For once I'm siding with the seller - 'cuz that shiz is hilarious.

And finally, the best/worst Valentines cake for anyone who loves cake, Tom Selleck, edible chest hair, and, of course, the word "moist."

BOOM.

Thanks to Anony M., Chris T., Linda H., Kim W., & Carley C. for the classic Cake Wrecks throwback.

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P.S. In case you feel like trolling your friend who hates the word "moist":

Gold Accented "Moist" Mug

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Strumming Up Some Wrecks For "Get Out Your Guitar Day"

Ever wonder what would have happened if the Beatles had gotten a Cake Wreck?

No?
See, that's why you have me. ::evil grin::

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I look at it all

See the icing that's heaping

While my "guitar" gently weeps

I look at the lines

And my words, they need bleeping

While my "guitar" gently seeps

I don't know why 

Nobody told you

Guitars need strings, my love

 I don't know how 

Someone extolled you

They bought these ones, too?

::ironic guitar solo::

I look down the line 

Is that nail polish burning?

No, my "guitar," it still weeps

With every mistake

You'd think they'd be learning

Still our guitars gently weep!

Thanks to Phyllis L., Laura R., Julia Ann, Jill V., Nathan M., Miss M., & Amanda G. for stringing us along there.

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 P.S. I don't even play guitar, but I love these:

 Guitar Spoons

These colors are so dreamy! They'd be perfect with the right coffee or tea set.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: