Wonky hearts and cupid bows are so predictable.
Why not spice up this Valentines Day with something a little... you know... [eyebrow waggle]
Of course you want to leave some things to the imagination:
As big as WHAT can be, you ask?
Well, now, [WINK] that's up to YOU to... ok, a rainbow. They meant the rainbow. Happy?
There's also the direct approach:
("Bloody L, I can't tell if I should censor this or not!")
But try not to confuse your baker:
For once I'm siding with the seller - 'cuz that shiz is hilarious.
And finally, the best/worst Valentines cake for anyone who loves cake, Tom Selleck, edible chest hair, and, of course, the word "moist."
Thanks to Anony M., Chris T., Linda H., Kim W., & Carley C. for the classic Cake Wrecks throwback.