I Swear It's Only Powdered Sugar, Officer...

It's National Flirting Week, minions, and I have a few suggestions for getting the ball rolling with your new crush.

 

OPTION 1: The Conversation Starter

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A semi-interesting factoid with just the right dash of mystery.
Guaranteed to make an impression.

 

OPTION 2: Get Right To The Point

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"You can't HANDLE the truth!"

 

OPTION 3: Try Something Cute And Funny!

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(By the excellent Giggle Girls Cakery)

*wink*

...unless of course your crush works in law enforcement.

Then don't do that.

 

Thanks to Kelly L., Steven H., & Stacy B. for the not-so-wise crack.

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Er, for those of you who prefer chicken and waffles, I found the perfect earrings:

Chicken & Waffles Earrings

How cute are these?!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Cutie Patootie Valentine Cakes Just For YOU

Valentine’s Day is this week, and I for one welcome the avalanche of half-off candy that's sure to follow:

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(My Cake School, online tutorials)

Mmmm.

And since I'm a sucker for all things small, sweet, and girly:

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(Cake Design By Sheri, Idaho)

 I went looking for the most adorable Valentine’s Sweets to share with you guys!

Yep, I plan to hit ALL the cute cliches.

Snuggly teddy bear?

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(White Creme Cakes, Indonesia)

CHECK. 

 "Bee Mine" bees?

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(Mann Backt, Germany)

Checkity check!

Roses?

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(Made With Love, England)

You better be-LEAVE it.

 (And seriously, the way the two roses are intertwined and pulling the two halves together is stunning. Love it.)

It's not Valentine’s Day without some pastel conversation hearts:

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(Cake By Niki, Vegas)

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Or a crafty lil' cupid!

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(Cukerlandia, Serbia)

I'm liking all the newer Valentine trends, too, like sprinkled swirly buttercream hearts:

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(Frosted Fuji Cakes, California)

And of course... LLAMAS:

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(Ana's Cake Studio, UK)

How appropriate: I also have heart eyes right now.

And one final feathered Sweet to remind you you are the buttercream beneath my wings.

 ...Which I realize makes no sense, so I will now distract you with this absolutely gorgeous cake:

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(Narine Shahramanyan, Russian Youtube tutorials)

OOooOOOooooh.

Happy Valentine’s Week and happy Sunday, everyone! Here's hoping both are extra Sweet.

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And one more Valentine’s sweet, because you can never have too many winged heart necklaces:

Angel Wings Heart Necklace

(It was between that and this smaller winged "devil heart", which is painfully cute, ha.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: