Valentine's Review

Remember a few days ago when I told you guys to make Valentine’s Day extra confusing?

Well, looks like some bakers out there took my advice...TO HEART.

And that's no bull.

(OX OX!)

What day is it, again?

Oh, right.
Um.
So HOW old is this cake?

I'm detecting a pattern here:

Maybe bacon?

And the award for "Weirdest Made-Up Punctuation" goes to...

The symbol formerly known as ?!?.

("I.... am confused. >>)

Of course, as bizarre as these Valentines cakes are, it could always be worse:

Must be an ice cream cake... CUZ THAT'S COLD.

Thanks to Christina L., Annalise, Beth H., Kathleen B., & Ashton A. for bringing us down in the dumps.

*****

Oh hey, I found my favorite Valentine's pin, y'all:

Skeletor's Live Laugh Love Pin

*****

And for some last minute Valentine’s cards for the geeky someone:

Karen Ordered A Unicorn Cake For Her Daughter's Birthday, And I May Never Recover

Karen asked her bakery to make a cute unicorn cake for her 8-year-old's birthday party, and brought along this picture as a reference:

Now listen, I've seen a LOT of unicorn wrecks in my day, but what Karen picked up from her bakery last week has me SHOOK.

SHOOK I SAY 

Ready?

Here it comes:

SWEET SUGARY STAY PUFT

 OH... migosh.

The longer you look the funnier it gets. Why are there back spines? Where are the legs? Is that hair? Wait, IS THAT AN EYE??

10 seconds in and I can't breath. What a time to be alive.

:D

Big sloppy thanks to Karen S. and her daughter... Qella? Qoila? I don't think that's right, but don't worry; with a cake like that, I promise no one is looking at the writing. (Except to wonder if the giant exclamation mark is a leg.)

 (::head tilt::) 

(No, no, I don't think it is.)

*****

And hey, if you don't want to roll the dice on a cake, there's always this cute unicorn throw!

Fleece Unicorn Blanket

Aw, look at it, with it's recognizable features and legible writing. SO SWEET.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot: