Mermaid To Order

Anna writes, "I spelled it out three times for them over the phone."

See, there's your problem right there, Anna: that you had to spell it in the first place.

This bakery display has really captured the zeitgeist of winter:

That inexplicable feeling when your baker replaces almost all of the Rs on your cake with Cs:

I am so confused cight now, you guys. Foc ceal.

Here's this week's moment of someone-was-paid-to-do-this-like-on-purpose-no-really:

A demented smiley face...

WITH...

...pink sperm on its head!

It's a great day for America, e'erbody.

And last but not least, a tail of beauty:

...and a tail of WHOA:

So sorry, Sarah H. I hope you didn't shell out a lot of clams to make this to scale. :D
(Sea what I did there?)

Thanks to Anna H., Kathryn D., Martin G., Kristi W., Gisele M., & Sarah H. for the "mermaid-to-order" wreckage.

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Now that I have mermaids on the brain, LOOK:

Ariel Classic Tattoo Style Bag

The other side has vintage style tattoos all over it. So cool!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Unicorn Horns: Do They Really Need A Point?

Karen's "unicorn" debacle last week inspired me, minions. See, I love unicorn cakes. I love unicorn wrecks. So why not bring the two together?

Beauty:

(By Life Is What You Cake It)

Aaaand the Beast:

My favorite part is that horn situation. Is this an X-ray?

The nose knows a good unicorn cookie cake:

(Cookies By Design Arlington)

OH NOES.

Ahhh, but you know I saved the best for last.

First, the gold standard:

(Rosanna Pansino)

Then, the gold plastic:

They used the eyelashes as eyebrows. Bahahaa!

BUT WAIT

There's more!

First this one again:

(Rosanna Pansino)

And then...

HERP DERP ABURP

Thanks to A.R., Chloe V., Chrissy C., & Pinar M. for doing the impossible: making us wish there was MORE plastic on our cakes.

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And now the perfect game to go with these cakes:

Unstable Unicorns: A Strategic Card Game For Adults & Teens

The description reads: "Build a unicorn army. Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now."

Well, I'm sold.

(There's also a NSFW version and I'm mildly terrified. Ha! Have any of you played this?)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: