A Letter Wrong And A Holler Short

When you get like 99% of it right, but all anyone can talk about is that ONE LITTLE MISTAKE:

Home bun!

Her name is Lacy:

Guess why she didn't go back to get it fixed.

Because she was LATE, that's why.
Sheesh, you people.

A true test of Dad's skills:

The best part of this next one? This was the counter display:

For someone who really doesn't like lemons.

(Is this like "Batter up?" Should we ask a couple Fluggers to weigh in?)

(And what's with the little hash marks on the right? Are the letters R and P demonstrating proper Puker technique?)

Alas, we must leave the great Puker Debate for now, because... IT'S TIME.

What time, you ask?

TIME TO...

Awwwww yeeeeeah.

Right, one of you start wailing on the harpsichord, someone else roast up a bushel of sheep dongs, and the rest of us are gonna go get shot by a crossbow.

("Man, this themed party suuuuucks.")

Thanks to Kathryn D., Lacy A., Judi S., Zanna F., & Ivy B. for going medieval on us.

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P.S. At least that themed party can have awesome coffee cups!

Medieval Knight Drinking Mug

Eh? EH?

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Have you had your Epbot fix today?

"Plain" Cake, Bobbing Boobs, & The World's Best Note-Taking

Jen C. ordered a plain cake - no special decorations - with the word "family" on it.

Omigosh, you guys.

I'm STILL laughing over what she got.

I feel like the baker really doubled down on the word "plain" here.

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Christine ordered a pool party cake for her daughter's birthday, but forgot to tell the baker to hold the nudity. See, you fell for the classic blunder, Christine! Always tell them to hold the nudity.

SUN'S OUT BUNS OUT

Let's go in for a closer look, shall we?

My favorite part is the bobbing boobs. Apparently the water's a bit nippy!

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And finally, when Kylie's mom ordered her and her boyfriend a birthday cake she didn't want any awkward sibling stuff in the decorations, so she told the baker, "They're not brother and sister, they're boyfriend/girlfriend." You know, just to be clear.

Thank goodness the baker took such careful notes:

"there big Girl friend!"

Nope, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Thanks to Jen C., Christine M., & Kylie F. for pointing out where the big Girl friend is. We were all wondering.

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 So I haven't worn matching jewelry since my Best Friend necklace in middle school, but these keychains are SO CUTE for either couples or friends:

 Player 1 & 2 Keychain Set 

And THEN I found a cats version:

2 PC Puzzle Cats Keychains

Eeee! Love it.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: