It's that time of year again, everyone: International Nude Day!
Time to strip off those sequined hot pants and walk around the office the way the good Lord intended:
I ditched the scratchy old office chair from last time, btw. Now I sit on a big rubber exercise ball. I like to bounce.
So, since I'm feeling extra manly, how 'bout we check out some MANLY cakes?!
Hey, look! A fishing lure!
I hate fishing.
[Note to self: ask Jen to think of clever fly fishing puns]
Which reminds me...
I hate football, too.
[Also ask Jen for ball puns. Forward pass? Touchdown? Hmm...]
Who's up for carrot cake?!
I really hate carrots.
[Note to self: buy more antibacterial wipes]
Here's a fun fact: Facebook almost banned us last week for a cake we posted three months ago. (I swear I'm not making this up.)
This is the cake someone reported:
It's a turkey.
A happy, attentive little turkey.
Anyhoo, apparently someone went back through three whole months of our FB photos before reaching that one and flagging it as "nudity." (I swear I am not making this up.)
So I'm guessing they missed last week's patriotic "rocket" cakes.
So in conclusion, here's a dinosaur head:
Remember to specify "dinosaur nudity" when you report us.
Thanks to Melissa C., Brielle R., Jodee R., Lauren A., & Ginger W. for the dino MIGHT.