And now, to celebrate the birth of our great nation, I give you...
Firework Cakes That Look Like Ding-Dongs
(I find it helps to hum the William Tell Overture as you scroll.)
(Oh, go on. You know you want to.)
And to all you phallic firework bakers out there:
Thanks to Erin W., Maneka P., Brouk, Gail D., Elisabeth M., Jessica G., Holly Anne, & Dana S. for the reminder to always handle your fireworks with care, lest they go off prematurely.