WARNING: Today's post is slightly less-than-safe for work, and probably not safe for kids.
(And there was much rejoicing.)
After nearly six years of finding new and creative euphemisms for poo, I think I've finally figured out what internet people really want.
And not JUST turkey wangs, either!
They also like a little of this:
And - oh yes - THIS:
So today marks another milestone in Cake Wrecks' history. Today, CW's hotter older sister site, Cake WreXXX.com, goes live. That's right, all the not-safe-for-work, do-you-see-what-I-see, mind-in-the-gutter hilarity of erotic - or unintentionally erotic - cakes gone awry now has a home of its very own.
Think you can handle it??
Aren't we all, Hulk. Aren't we all.
So if you want to be terrified of the human body:
Or just swear off chocolate sprinkles for life:
Then GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!
That's right: CAMEL TOE DAY!!
So hide your kids, hide your wives, and head on over to CAKE WREXXX, where runny white icing is the new chocolate poo-swirl. [evil grin]
Thanks to Lauren A., Amanda L., Laura R., Jen H., Kristen M., Mark F., Alisha E., Jane A., & Shelby R. for the five-gallon drum of eye bleach I'm going to need to sort all these new submissions. [whimper]