Ode to a Bun Fight and a Blob Fish

We do rag on bakers quite a bit over here, so I say, every now and then, why not throw them a bone?

Apparently he's a communal NO I CAN'T SAY IT.

That is exactly what the customer asked for, btw, and let me tell you, Bridgett-the-baker was very happy to see this order form:

So thank you, friends of Dick, for making one baker's duty fun again.
Also I just giggled like a 10-year-old through that entire sentence.

Here's a multi-eyed blob fish saying "WOW":

Or maaaaybe a melting pink... purse?... saying MOM.

I say we stick with the blobfish.

Now it's time for The More You Know! 'Cuz I'm bringing that back, y'all.

Ahem hem hem.

"Bonne féte" is French for "happy birthday."

"Bun Fight" is... not.

And finally, the silent game of workmanship that just keeps on giving:

MIME CRAFT.

Who knew they constructed their invisible boxes out of actual logs?

Thanks to Bridgett B., Anony M., Louise C., & Judi S. for finally finding an age-appropriate wreck for minor miners.

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P.S. I'll admit I don't know much about Minecraft, but this LEGO set is a chicken coop shaped like a giant chicken, and that's quality I can get behind.

LEGO Minecraft The Chicken Coop

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Aladdin's Genie Bakes Up Some Crappy Quarantine Cake

Meanwhile, at the Agrabah Bakery…

When you gonna let us be, oh let us be,
Is it just a matter of TIME, Corona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is this cookie all MINE, Corona?

Thanks to Bill L., Donna M., Kathryn M., Stephanie W., & Kelley W. for letting me invoke the spirit of Robin Williams today. I don't know about you, but I needed that. :)

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P.S. Hey, fellow Genie fans, check out this cool craft kit:

 Genie Wooden Model Kit

It's a wooden interlocking puzzle, no glue needed, and then you can paint it when you're finished! Perfect for older kids OR anyone who's tired of looking at screens all day.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: