Simply The "Best"

It's "Simplify Your Life Week," minions, and I say we start with cake. (We can also end with cake and in-between with cake, because... cake.)

Now, sure, I've shown you over 15,000 wrecks on this blog, but that's no reason to think ordering a cake has to be complicated! Just keep it simple.

For example, this design would work for literally ANY occasion:

If you don't know what it is, then neither do they. ::tapping temple:: Eh? Eh? So who's to say it's NOT the birthday blob, or the communion coral, or the radioactive retirement rhesus?

SO SIMPLE.

Can't decide on the decorations? Then ask for a flower! It's simple, easy, fool-proof.

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Well, two out of three... is better than one out of three.

Everyone knows the "Happy Birthday" is implied, so why complicate matters with extra words? Just focus on the important part:

Misspelling the number. 

And placing it off center.

Surrounded by off-kilter Kit Kats.

Thanks to Jordan A., Stacy S., & Kristen R. for being my 28rd favorite wreckporters.

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Did you know Amazon has a bunch of the Japan-exclusive Kit-Kat flavors? I found Matcha, Custard, Black Tea, Sakura, Saki, and more.

They're not cheap, but most have free shipping and it's fun browsing all the different flavors.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

When Only The Worst Will Do

Minions, if you want an occasion to be TRULY memorable, then only the worst will do.

Do you think S.L. will be forgetting her wedding cake anytime soon?

NUH-UH.

So if you can't beat 'em, I say, join 'em!

From baby showers:

...to Valentines:

...to an overwhelming sense of ennui:

There are just so many memories to be made!

Going to the beach?

Hate your kids?

Or, yes, even planning a Nightmare Before Christmas themed wedding?

Just think, with Cake Wrecks, the nightmare can be NOW.

Thanks to S.L., Jamie W., Virginia, Tania S., Jodee R., Michelle L., & Nicole S. for the real scream.

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Oh hey, if you're into memory-making, here's an interesting one:

Keepsake Hands Plaster Mold Kit

I'm just saying, this could be sweet and heartfelt or morbid and hilarious, and I'm here for either one.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: