'Cuz If You Can't Beat 2020, Why Not Join It?

It's been a rough year on all of us, minions, so as I was browsing the silly holiday calendar this week I got to thinking:  

Why not add more clowns?

You know, grumpy clowns:

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Murder clowns:

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Clowns with no face skin:

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Dead clowns...

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... who are on fire...

Clowns who look like they're made out of meat:

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And of course, clowns who want you to come play with them:

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Forever and ever.

And finally, while I don't know what's happening with these two, they give off a real "stranded in the ocean on a life raft for two weeks and now lost in contemplation of the impending cannibalistic battle" vibe, which seems to fit today's theme:

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"You're going down, Bozo."

"That giant nose of yours has squeaked for the last time, Mr. Piddles."

::sounds of rubber chickens thwacking commences::

Thanks to Keith R., WFAA TV, April S., Emma K., McKenzie R., Felicia L., & Pam G. for filling those giant, giant shoes.
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P.S. I don't know who needs to know that this exists, but...

 Pennywise Chia Pet

You're welcome.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

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Does whatever a spider can!

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Spins a web
Any size!

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Catches thieves
Between his thighs

 

LOOK OUT!

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♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!

 

Is he strong? Listen, Bud

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Spider-Man is a total stud

 

He can float, he can fly!

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Just look into
his soulful eyes

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OH YEAH

 

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♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan

 

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We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan

 

What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

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Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]

 

Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.

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Marvel Spider-Man Heart Logo Tee

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