Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Does whatever a spider can!

Spins a web
Any size!

Catches thieves
Between his thighs

LOOK OUT!

♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!

Is he strong? Listen, Bud

Spider-Man is a total stud

He can float, he can fly!

Just look into
his soulful eyes

OH YEAH

♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan

We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan

What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]

Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.

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