Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud
♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪
Does whatever a spider can!
Spins a web
Any size!
Catches thieves
Between his thighs
LOOK OUT!
♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
Spider-Man is a total stud
He can float, he can fly!
Just look into
his soulful eyes
OH YEAH
♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan
We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan
What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."
Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]
Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.
*****
Jen
