That's A Phallus - See?

"Hey, Barb, the customers are complaining your butterfly design looks too childish."

"So if you can try to make it more appealing to adults, and not just to three-year-olds, that'd be great. K? Thaaanks."

[later that day]

"Uh, Barb? WE NEED TO TALK."

Thanks to Ashlee B. for the cock-up.

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P.S. You know what else is appealing to adults? SIR PERKY.

Sir Perky is available as a bottle stopper, a condiment cap, a cork screw, a wine pourer, AND a wine pourer. Something for everyone!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The 40-Year-Old Burn

Hey, you know how some women kinda dread turning 40?

Here's how to make it worse.

"Yeah, you know, REALLY emphasize that 40. So she doesn't need her glasses to see it."

"Whoops! Ah, well, same difference, am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAwhy is Karen crying?"

And best/worst of all:

I also hear 60 is the new 80, so there's something to look forward to.

Thanks to Sue M., Anony M., & Pam H. for remembering it's the thought that counts, not the wreckerator.

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P.S. Get her this shirt to make up for the cake:

1980 "Original Parts" Tee

 :D

It also comes in pink, gray, and black!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: