It's Called A Hustle, Sweetheart

And now, since we just watched Zootopia again and I love it so much, it's time for...

John Reacts To Animal Cakes With Zootopia GIFs!

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It's a wedding cake.

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And this next one was for a vow renewal, if you can believe it:

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Um...

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Then there's this:

Yes. YES IT DOES.

And finally, this was supposed to say "Happy Birthday/Welcome Back!"
Let's see if you can spot where the baker went wrong:

Thanks to Tiffany C., Cheryl G., Kim A., Janis A., Kenna, & Dana E. for the hundred yard dash.

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Fellow Zootopia fans: I'm super late to the game on this, but DID YOU KNOW:

Zootopia Ele-Finnick Talking Plush

This this exists? And that he talks? And that he makes cute lil' "TOOT TOOT" noises when the elephant hood is up, but then is all snarky and sarcastic when it's off? OMIGOSH.

John just walked in while I was watching the ad video and demanded I get him one of these for Christmas. So I guess we need TWO now. :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Y'all Ready For This?

This holiday season,
get ready,
FOR...

THE CARNAGE

THE MAYHEM

THE SADNESS

ALSO THIS THING

MAYBE A LITTLE OF THIS:

AND...

CHICKEN.
SALAD.
SNOWMEN

With candy canes.

Thanks to Ann R., Susanna T., Danielle P., Abby G., Patrick T., & Pam H. for tossing that one in.

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P.S. Here's something else I was unprepared for:

Wine Condoms

Don't worry; they're for your wine, not your wang. (Which really should be their advertising jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: