Like You Need Any: More Weird Reasons To Buy Cake

Need more excuses to eat cake, minions? Then I'VE GOT YA COVERED.

Why not celebrate:

The Birth of Man

A little esoteric perhaps, but if anyone asks, just say you're being sarcastic.

A Really Nice Meadow:

For those out standing in their fields.

Calling Dibs On The Front Passenger's Seat:

A Good Steak?

At least, I assume that's what this diagram is.
(Why celebrate steak with cake? Because cake is better than steak, duh.)

How Many Cakes You've Had:

So meta. I love it.

Anyone else wondering what your number would be? 'Cuz if we're counting slices from separate cakes, then the CW Book Tours alone mean I've got most of you beat. [Wistfully remembers the days when I got a slice of cake every night after each show.] Ahhh. Good times.

Hang on, I'm not sure this is something to be celebrated, but cake DOES help:

It better be chocolate.

In fact, this next one is a MUCH better occasion for cake, am I right, ladies?

HECK YEAH.

Thanks to Juliann B., Ramona R., Jennifer E., Julie S., Jennie R., Katy T., & Amanda M. for inspiring a generation of future hysterectomy cakes.

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P.S. That reminds me of my Wonder Womb DIY, but if you're not feeling crafty you can always buy this:

"Ivy the Plush Uterus"

I'm trying to figure out why it's named Ivy - why not Ursula or Stabby? - but all I've got is ivy's association with poison. Which, come to think of it, sounds about right. :p

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Star Trek Queen

And now,

Another Example Of How Jen And I Communicate/Amuse Ourselves

Me, sorting photos: "Babe, have you seen this picture of the Queen cutting a cake?"

Jen: [spinning her chair around] "The queen's dressed as George Takei?!"

Me: "... no. What? No."

Jen: [squinting at picture] "She looks nothing like George Takei."

Me: "I said she's cutting a cake."

Jen: "Oh. Well. That's disappointing."

[silence]

Both of us: "BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

Anyway, here you go:

Thanks, Ralph H., for inspiring that unforgettable image.

Oh, and because I was bored and it's only fair...

Note from Jen: In my defense, the Queen's dressed as McCoy before:

...I figure Sulu's next on the list!

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Y'all. Y'ALL. I was poking around for silly Star Trek products, and did you know there's a Sulu cologne??

But it gets even better, because then I found THIS:

Red Shirt Eau de Toilette

Since 2020 is over, I think it's safe to wear this now. Well, safer.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: