HIT IT WITH THE ROCK

 
 
 

Thanks to Steven C., Elizabeth E., and Jennifer S. for remembering that it could always be worse.

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P.S. Did you know Funko makes card games that come with a collectible figure, like Aladdin's Genie?

Funko's "Something Wild!" Card Game

You can choose from 11 different sets and figures, including Star Wars, Pixar, Marvel, and lots more Disney options. Each set is under $8, so they make great stocking stuffers!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

HE SEES YOU: A Holiday Horror Story

[movie announcer guy]:  

This Christmas... 

get ready...

for a one horse...

open...

SLAY.

"AAAIIIIEEEEE!!"

 

Run as fast as you can...

[insane giggling]

 

And don't go outside:

"ZOMBIE PENGUIN!"

 

And never...

"THEY'RE COMING!"

    

EVER...

"Oh, thank goodness we found you, Santa! ....Santa?"

"AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!"

 

...FALL ASLEEP.

"He's not real. He's not real. HE'S NOT REAL."

"He's... right behind me, isn't he?

"Great. Juuuuust great."

 

[child singing]

He sees you when you're sleeping

He know when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good,

So be good...

 ...OR DIE.

Thanks to Erinn M., Aymara A., Gene H., Ben & Janelle, Chandria D., Zach R., Ann H., & Shannon S., who better watch out, and they better not cry, because wusses get left behind.

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P.S. It's a statistical imaginary fact that people in fun socks run faster.
And lookie here!

Women's Funny Casual Combed Sock Pack

These are on sale: you get 8 pairs for about $20, and there are sooo many great sets to choose from: animals, rainbows, food... just go see.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: