The Far Side Of Cake, Vol. 9

They say Santa just wasn't the same after that visit.

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Everyone did their best to stay nonchalant, but like moths to a flame, they were inexorably drawn to Eeyore's new lower back tattoo:

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The silence stretched out painfully, and now everyone was looking at him. Curse that mechanic and his "ultra performance diesel shake"!

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It really was a great place for cookouts and casual get-togethers... provided you never made eye contact with the ducks:

Thanks to Susan L., Laura K., Beth J., & Warren G. for the fowl play.

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P.S. Forget the cakes, this month has left my house wrecked. I'm so ready for a big purge and organizing blitz - and eyeballing nifty little turntables like this:

7-Layer Rotating Makeup Organizer

Ohhh, look at this beauty. Don't you just want to take her for a spin?
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And from my other blog, Epbot:

A Tail Of WHOA

CW reader Eric ordered a "pin the tail on the donkey" cake for his twin girls' fourth birthday party.

They got this:

So many jokes, so little time.
Let's just stick with: OUCH.

Thanks to Eric T. for the hee-haws.

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P.S. Is your life boring? Does your soul yearn for adventure? Are you waiting for the universe to send you a sign?

Then here:

The Yodeling Pickle

Also the universe says "hi."

(Listen, if you can't think of anything to do with an 8-inch plastic yodeling pickle, then I can't help you.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: