They say Santa just wasn't the same after that visit.
Everyone did their best to stay nonchalant, but like moths to a flame, they were inexorably drawn to Eeyore's new tramp stamp:
The silence stretched out painfully, and now everyone was looking at him. Curse that mechanic and his "ultra performance diesel shake"!
It really was a great place for cookouts and casual get-togethers... provided you never made eye contact with the ducks:
Thanks to Susan L., Laura K., Beth J., & Warren G. for the fowl play.