Someday We'll Find It... And Press Charges

First there was the Rainbow Erection:

 

Then there was the Rainbow Ejection:

 

And now, presumably a good 30 minutes later, our nation's bakeries give us this:

The Marshmallow-Topped Drippy Rainbow Wang... Confection

(AND IT STILL RHYMES!)

 

Thanks to Myra D., Aimie T., & Diana W. for making us wonder just how long bakers can keep this up.

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P.S. Ok, so it doesn't rhyme, but you might like this rainbow wreath I made for John's room:

I used this 84-pc butterfly set, which I know you crafters are gonna love:

(3D Butterfly Wall Magnet Set)

They're double-sided and come with both magnets and stickers. Definitely browse the projects in the reviews, there are so many cool ideas - and the set is on sale right now for $9.99!

Cloverfield Scares

Thursday's the day, everyone!

Yep, the day when bakers try - and mostly fail - to remember what a shamrock looks like.

Here, I'll give you a hint:

NOT THIS.

 

OR THIS.

 

They're also not lumpy Xs:

 

Broccoli stalks:

 

Wonky crosses:

 

Or cacti!

Got all that?

 

Ok... GO.

See, now you're just screwing with me.

 

Tell you what, bakers, just go back to making leprechauns.

 

I mean pots of gold.

 

I mean rainbows.

OH NEVER MIND.

 

Thanks to Sheree K., Jerod J., Marisa F., Vanessa L., Paula P., Adrienne L., Julie S., Liz, Michael L., & Cara D. for proving there IS such a thing as too much green beer.

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P.S. Easter is coming. Did you buy your cats bunny ears yet?

(Kitan Club Cat Cap)

Better yet, buy them for your friends' cats. ;D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: