Tonight At The Lucky Stardust Lounge

"You... are... so beautiful..."

"...to me."

"Thank you. Thank you very much."

[Leaning on piano]

"You... are... soooo beautiful..."

"...to meeee."

"The Goldmans, everyone! Fifty years today! Aren't they adorable?

"Can't you SEEE-EEE-EE?!?"

[sliding to front of stage on knees]

"You're... ev'ry-thing I HOPED for!"

[grimacing in pain]

"You're

EVERYTHING

I neeeeeeeeee..."

"...eeEEED!"

[winking at waitress]

"You... are... so beautiful..."

"Toooo... meeeeEEEEE."

Thank you, Nia C., Krystal C., Karen R., Julie R., Alison V., and Joshua P. Thank you so much. No, really. Thank you. Really. You're too much. Thank you. Tip your waitress!

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P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you tried these new silicone "piping bulbs?"

8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit

Y'all. Go read the reviews; these things are apparently total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do pipe caulking for crafts, so I'm excited to try these out.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Story Time Sweets

Once Upon a Time...

...in the Kingdom of Zuu,

(By Artisan Cake Company)

lived a helpful young owl his Mom had named Huu.

Huu danced with Petunia when she did ballet,

(By Dinky Doodle)

and untangled Sloth when bars got in the way.

(By Conjurer's Kitchen)

He always had time to tie Sally's red bows,

(By Planet Cake)

and if Hedgie asked, Huu would polish his nose.

(By Debbie Does Cakes)

When Flamingos ran errands, he'd stay with their chicks,

(By Mike's Amazing Cakes)

and he made sure that George ate the greens, not the sticks.

(By Planet Cake)

Huu'd help Raffi up when he fell in a heap,

(By Sprinkles Cakes)

and he sang lullabies, to help Flo go to sleep.

(By Little Cherry Cake Co. for Cake Bomb)

He prattled with penguins,

(By Janet MacPherson Cake Craft)

he combed all the llamas,

(By Viva la Cake)

he even helped meerkats put on clean pajamas.

(By Dootsy Dora)

And after all that, our Huu still wasn't through.

On Sunday, he shared all of his Sweets with you.

Happy Sunday!

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P.S. I see you appreciate poetry. Might I recommend...?

I Could Pee On This, And Other Poems By Cats

This hardcover gift book costs a mere $8 and will have your friends feline fine.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: