Men Of Marvel

Note: This post is not appropriate for young children. And the older ones will be all, "Ooooohh! I'm gonna tell DADDY!!" so you might lock them out, too.

 

Spider-Man's dirty little secret revealed:

Now that's a Dynamic Duo.

 

Here's one of the lesser-known heroes, Essenem Man:

He may not be much of a fighter, but he is always on the ball.

 

GRRAAA!! HULK TENSE!!

HULK TRY RELIEVE TENSION.

 

The good news: little Ryder had no idea why his mom was in such a hurry to cut the cake.

The bad news: everyone else at the party did.

 

Liz D., Kristen C., Mark F., & Rebecca J., I would tell you who my favorite superhero is, but I'm afraid it's a three-way tie.

Note: If you're wondering, the second cake is supposed to be Batman. Obviously.

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P.S. Something about Ryder's cake reminded me of those shiny blue balls that keep your produce fresh. Have you seen these?

Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls

Just pop one in your crisper drawer and the other in your fruit bowl, and these will absorb the ethylene gas that quickens ripening, so all your fruits and veg stay fresh longer. Seems like witchcraft, I know, but go check the thousands of rave reviews: apparently they really work! Each set lasts 3 months, and you get 2 apples for $13.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Happy Birthday To You, Me, & Maybe A Demon Llama or Two

Heppy Birthdey...

...toooo you!

 

HAPPY BIRtHYdAY

No, hang on.

 

Binthday?

 

Birinthd?

 

B?

Let's go with B.

 

Ahem hem hem.

 

HaRRy Brithdy

.

Er, I mean..

hPA PPy?

 

Wait, here we go:

BHIARY RHDPAYY

 

...dear Min-ionnnnnnnns!

 

TOOOOO

John: "Demon Llama?"

Jen: "I was going for 'ewe'. You know, 'eeeeewe."."

John: "..."

Jen: "WORK WITH ME HERE."

 

Thanks to Mitzi C., AK, Michelle H., Alicia J., Nicky M., Stephanie L., Adria P., Danielle M., & Tara D. for the

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P.S. I found the best birthday cake candles, minions. Lookie:

"Fancy That" Party Candles

I love how they look like balloons! Plus these are much safer than traditional number candles, since you don't have to ask the birthday girl her exact age. ;)