FYI: The Halloween Ghosts Are Coming Along Swimmingly

ATTENTION MINIONS:

Just a PSA to let you know your friendly neighborhood wreckerators have been MOST productive this week.

Check out what's "Coming Soooooon."

(It's actually supposed to read "Boooo," but my version is way scarier when you throw sperm into the mix, am I right?)

(Granted, almost EVERYTHING edible is scarier when you... sorry. I'll stop now.)

Yeah. My thoughts exactly, little guys.
(Look at their little arm floaties! D'awwwww. So adorable.)

Of course, as we ladies know, it only takes one:

Ghost, that is.

You know, to scare you.

It only takes one ghost to scare you.

Because these are all TOTALLY ghosts we're talking about.

Right, guys?

"Yep, only ghosts here!"

"We're super scary!"

"OoooOOOOoooo!"

"Anyone seen any giant bubbles we can head-butt really hard?"

"SHUT UP PHIL WE'RE GHOSTS"

Thanks to Bethany E., Erin W., Jen N., & Jennifer K. for the weirdest sex ed class ever.

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P.S. Here's a fun gift for this spooky season:

Little Blue Truck's Halloween Board Book

It's interactive with lift-the-flap surprises, has over 10,000 5-star ratings, and is on sale this week for $6 Prime!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

ABBA-Tastic

"Introducing our new 'Take a Chance' Cake Reclamation Program!"

("Cue music!")

If they change their MINDS!

Pipe on thick white lines.

Wait, that's not 3?

Cross it out! Who'll see?

Don't want your mistakes to show?

Slap some frosting down!

Go on fix it, THEY won't know!

Everyone likes brown!

If you're all a-LONE!
'cause the bak'ry staff has gone.
Get a piping plea?

Try a black Sharpie!

Wanna do your VERY best?
Scrape it off, bye-bye!

Transform that MINNIE mess!
Now it's a bow tie.

Take a chance, you'll see...

(That's all I ask of you... Buddy?)

All this cake ain't free!

[music screeches to a halt]

Er, that'll be $37.50, please.

Thanks to Christina B., Limmuel B., Katie T., Stephanie P., Chay H., Kristin A., Kris, & Wendy B for the Money Money Money.

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P.S. I've been looking for extra non-candy options to give out for Halloween this year, and I'm loving this adorable sticker pack:

Waterproof Halloween Sticker Pack, 100 Pcs

There's a huge variety, and you get 100 pieces for $7 Prime. Great option for teachers or party packs, too!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: