Meanwhile, In Portugal...

 

Marcio B., I would say something about Portuguese Frosty needing a Brazilian, but judging by those expressions, THEY KNOW. 

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P.S. While we're flirting with that PG-13 rating we may as well talk about bewbs, right? So here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra, which I just bought four more of this month:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

 I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. I watch the listing and usually buy any color that goes under $20, so definitely check your size in all the colors to see what's on sale. (I'm a 34DDD and wear a Large, if that helps.)

 Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how they look on larger tracts of land.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

To Be Blunt...

You're beautiful!

 

You're beautiful!

 

You're beautiful,

It's true.

 

I saw this cake,

On a tin foil plate

 

And I don't know what to do.

o.0

 

'Cuz I'm pretty sure that's poo.

>.<

 

Thanks to Elise W., Andy & Sarah, Lindsay B., Kenneth R., Tanya H., & Melissa L. for helping wipe away the tiers. (Better bring an extra dish towel, guys.)

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P.S. Speaking of things that make your head hurt, a friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing:

Migraine Hot/Cold Gel Cap

 I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a cold pack and keep shifting it around from side to side, but this wraps my entire skull in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.

I keep the gel cap sealed in the fridge all the time now, so I can grab it as soon as a headache starts up. The cold only lasts 15-20 minutes, but it's 1000% worth it in my book, highly recommend.

(Just a reminder that everything you purchase through my daily Amazon links - even if it's not that item! - helps support me and John, so thank you! You can also see a list of some of my favorite linked items here.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: