Tell The Doctor To Bring His Sonic Screwdriver
I understand, bakers. Sometimes it's an innocent mistake!
Maybe you really tried to make a basketball court:
And it turned out a little wangish.
We get it.
Maybe this was literally the 327th cake you've made today, and maybe your space shuttle...
...came out more like a shuttlecock.
(HEYOOOO)
And so WHAT if your baseball bats lean a little to the left?
Sure, they're reminiscent of some other types of wood, but chalk that up to a swing and a miss!
HOWEVER.
I'm not buying it with these next ones, bakers.
Because these...
...are NOT bunny feet.
This...
...is NOT a candle.
And no matter how much you grease my palm, bakers, THIS:
...is NOT a TARDIS.
Seriously.
Let's get a grip here.
Everybody knows: if you're not up to the task, then you call in the Master baker.
Otherwise you're just gonna blow it!
Thanks to Amelia B., Christa L., Katie G., Nicole, Sara W., & Catherine B., who agree that light bulb thing on the tip looks... uncomfortable. And that it must be really cold in there.
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P.S. Speaking of heads (WHAT), a friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing:
I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a cold pack and keep shifting it around from side to side, but this wraps my entire skull in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.
I keep the gel cap sealed in the fridge all the time now, so I can grab it as soon as a headache starts up. The cold only lasts 15-20 minutes, but it's 1000% worth it in my book, highly recommend.
