10 MORE Reasons Why

Today is a special day, minions.

A day... TO BUY CAKE.

Because they didn't have the OTHER cake:

Because all the turkey cakes are sold out:

Because it's gonna be a loooong tractor ride:

Because you've put off this party long enough:

Because they can't call it passive aggressive if it's literally written in sugar:

Because the team needs a refresher:

Because you DO got milk:

Because you're not sorry:

But the real reason you should buy cake today?

Because it's wrong to buy people.

And also yours might end up on Cake Wrecks. :D

Thanks to Cara G., Christina S., Kyle I., Becky B., Krystle M., Diana C., Whitney R., Jill V., MJ, & Heather F. for helping us rationalize any purchase today. You're the real MVPs!

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Speaking of celebrations, years ago John and I served a magical Pensieve Potion at one of our parties, and the shimmer dust I used to make it has been one of your top sellers ever since. THIS STUFF IS SO FUN, y'all:

  Super Pearl Shimmer Dust

I prefer the Super Pearl over a color, because then you can add a drop of food coloring to make any or ALL the colors. You only need the tiniest bit even for a big punch bowl, so this little $8 container should last you several parties, easy.

What John Does When I Tell Him To Write A Post

I told John it was his turn to take the wrecky wheel, and in response he sent me these pictures.

::deep sigh::

So here we go.

 

And now...

John Photoshops Bad Star Wars Cakes

Into The Wrong Scenes Just To Mess With Jen

Grrrr.

STOP IT.

Honestly an improvement to this scene. Ha! JOKE'S ON YOU, JOHN.

Thanks to Amanda, Jessica D., & Anony M. for giving us all a baaaad feeling about this. And also making me crave a flaming BB-8 smore cupcake for some reason.

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Unlike these wrecks, this LEGO set is adorable:

LEGO Star Wars AT-AT vs Tauntaun

Lookit the little AT-AT! And the Luke-warm Tauntaun! I'm not into the big sets so much, but I'd get these to display on my desk.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: