10 Bakers Who Would Really Suck At Pictionary

Ready, Set, DRAW!

1. Steak:

I guess "T-Bone" doesn't like his steak well done.
(HEYO!)

2. Guitar:

Strings are for sissies.

3. Truck Tire:

Yes, really.

4. The Eiffel Tower:

Try as I might, all I can see is the Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story. Just me?

5. Basketball:

*sigh*

6. Flip-Flops:

Made from only the freshest diseased lungs.

7. Alligator:

Post-digestion.

8. Fire:

"Fire" going down in flames. The irony, it burns.

9. Airplane

"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am serious... and don't call me 'Shirley.'"

10. Elvis:

...left the building a long, LONG time ago. This looks more like David Bowie wearing a skunk.

Thanks to Teresa, Anne D., Mattia M., Julia B., Sherri C., Katelyn C., Rachel, Emily D., Jen M., & Heather R. for drawing all the wrong conclusions.

*****

P.S. This crossbody bag is one of my all-time favorite purses, and comes in 36 different colors:

Crossbody Tassel Bag

It's surprisingly lightweight while feeling high-end, with a butter smooth zipper and beautiful crisp stitching. Most "medium" purses are too small for me, but this one is super roomy for all my gear, and has a handy front zip pocket I use for my phone. (Which fits even in my giant phone cases!)

The style works for dressing up or everyday, and I looove all the color options. I have the orange, which is currently sold out, but the kelly green and lemon yellow are next on my wish list. They also have hot pink, denim blue, red, and of course more neutral options. For less than $18, it's hard not to buy a bunch!

Poppin' A Squat On A Frosted Blue Ball

Confusing-but-exuberant life advice is my new favorite thing:

Oooh, Let's is!

 Looks like someone's missing Valentine's Day:

Stop picturing the swirly things as legs. Stop picturing the swirly things as legs. Stop picturing...

And can't wait for Mardi Gras:

(It's clearly flipping us off for not knowing a fleur-de-lis when we see one.)

While you're chewing on that mystery, here's another:

WHAT UP

(If you can stare at anything besides that blue ball Mr. Baldy McParachute-Pants is squatting on, then you're a better woman than I.)

Still, the crown jewel of this week's collection - the veritable pièce de résistance, if you will - has to be this thing:

What.
the actual.
heck.

Thanks to Karyn S., Debi S., Robbie B., Lacey F., & Sarah W. for the magical ant-infested breakfast floating over an instagrammed landscape, because, seriously, I couldn't even make this stuff up.

*****

P.S. We like floofs here, yes?

This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these sticks so much I figured I should tell y'all about them.

Silvervine Cat Chew Sticks

If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.

Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $7, and lasts forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) Highly, HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.