8 St. Patrick's Cakes That Require Beer Goggles

TODAY, WE ARE ALL IRISH!!

Except maybe this guy:

 Yeah. Stay away from that guy.

Now listen, Wreckies, while you're out ingesting all that green beer, I want you to remember: drinking-and-running-over leprechauns is NOT COOL.

Guess he forgot his lucky charms.

That said, a little alcohol might help explain this:

::head tilt::

Nope, I'm wrong. 

Only a LOT of alcohol can explain this.

Still don't know what they are, but I guess Trish has dibs.

And remember, boys and girls: seeing a giant beard with a popcorn mustache is fine:

  ... but when the beard starts talking, it's time to call it a night.

Another way you know the party's gone too long? 

When PBR starts making sense.

No, not the beer - PBR is Roy G. Biv's cousin. 

(Give it a minute.)

(Theeeere it is.)

 And while we're on the subject, let's give pot a wide berth tonight, too, ok?

'Cuz that thing looks nasty.

 Oh, but look! 

It's a St. Patrick's Day miracle!

  The dog turd is pooping a rainbow!

 LUCKY US.

Thanks to Mindy W., Holly F., Sarah S., Lindsay J., Stephanie V., Mel M., Marlie B., & Christina R. for refraining from pinching one off.

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P.S. Here's a less crappy rainbow: the butterfly wreath I made for John's room!

I used this 84-pc butterfly set, which I know you crafters are gonna love:

(3D Butterfly Wall Magnet Set)

They're double-sided and come with both magnets and stickers. Definitely browse the projects in the reviews, there are so many cool ideas - and the set is on sale right now for $9.99!

Say What?

Remember, boys and girls, NEVER ASSUME.

'Cuz that's not 'awesome.'

(It was supposed to say 'Happy Awesome Day.' Keep up, now.)

So let's eat, drink, and... er...

Suddenly all those "Marry Christmas" cakes are starting to make sense.

So in conclusion:

AWK.

WORRRD.

Thanks to Amy M., Heidi Ann, & Jennifer H. for keeping us abreast of the situation.

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P.S. Speaking of sixteets, here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

 I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. These are all I wear now! I watch the listing and buy any color that goes under $20, so be sure to check them all in your size. (I'm a 34DDD and wear a Large, if that helps.)

 Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how these look on larger tracts of land.