LepreKHAAAAAAAAN

Eat your heart out, Snow White.

Spanky:

Potsy:

Toot Toot McStabby:

Yarmulke Joe:

Mc-Not-Appearing-In-This-Post:

And their ringleader,

Cheeky McButthead:

Ever heard of a brain fart? ALL THIS GUY.

I'd like to thank all the little people that made this post happen. Also Liz, Kate M., Brittanie M., Dan B., Nicole F., & Anony M.

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P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

Good news, there's a Volume 2!

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II

This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop telling these terrible, TERRIBLE jokes.

Patty's Checklist, Please

Right, bakers, let's go over the checklist for this week:

Amorphous Purse Dress?

Check.

Yellow Pool Float?

Checkity check.

Bewildered broccoli?

Exxxxxcellent. Better make extras of those.

Plastic Pilgrims?

Remember, if anyone asks, their names are Molly and Seamus.

And last but not least, Oogie Boogie's Money Bag*.

(*Please note this is NOT a euphemism)

PERFECT.

Well, wreckerators, looks like everything's in order! Now let's get out there and write "St. Patty's" on everything to tick off the pedants:

Unless the customer asks for a shamrock.

GO TEAM GO!

Thanks to Ida, Melissa S., Cyndi C., Liza L., Ann G., Shannon K., & Megan H. for making us all feel extra lucky this week.

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P.S. Speaking of things that make your head hurt, a friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing:

Migraine Hot/Cold Gel Cap

 I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a cold pack and keep shifting it around from side to side, but this wraps my entire skull in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.

I keep the gel cap sealed in the fridge all the time now, so I can grab it as soon as a headache starts up. The cold only lasts 15-20 minutes, but it's 1000% worth it in my book, highly recommend.