Blink 182 And You'll Miss It

Brian J. wanted his baker to make him a Blink 182 cake.

Specifically, this Blink 182 cake:

Yeah.

This is Cake Wrecks.

That's probably not gonna happen.

Instead, this happened:

A picture of a Blink 182 cake... on a cake.

But can we take this farther?

Yes.

YES WE CAN.

How about a picture of a Blink 182 cake... on a cake... on a shirt?

Then a picture of a Blink 182 cake...

on a cake

on a shirt

on Blink 182:

Yeeeah. Now we're cookin'.

But just to bring it back full circle:

A picture of a Blink 182 cake...

on a cake

on a shirt

on Blink 182

ON A CAKE.

My work here is done.

Thanks to Brian J., who's probably wondering if I wrote this just so Jen and I could call this cake a business expense.

Yes.

Yes I did.

(Shhh. It's tax season. LET ME HAVE THIS.)

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P.S. Brace yourself for our cheesiest product review yet:

King Arthur Better Cheddar Cheese Powder

So John is a popcorn fanatic, and has spent a lifetime sampling every kind of cheese popcorn he can find. His all-time favorite is from a mall kiosk called Doc Popcorn, where they pop and mix it fresh, but he reports the next best thing is adding this cheese powder to a bag of microwave popcorn. (Also makes a phenomenal cheese sauce, just add butter and milk!)

Name That Name!

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:

I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.

I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:

Coincidence?

Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:

DAMN HIPSTERS.

Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because only he would have time for this.

And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:

Who names their kid "Janey?"

Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.

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P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you seen these new silicone "piping bulbs?"

8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit

Y'all, these things are total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do use these with caulking for crafts, and I am NEVER going back to bags.