The Easter Bizarre

I know we've been seeing some odd Easter treats this week, so today I thought we'd get back to basics.

After all, nothing beats a nice, time-honored, classic Easter...

...loaf of bread.

Yep, Easter is now infecting spreading its cheer throughout the entire bakery!

Just look at this happy character:

Cocaine Bunny sez:

"I'm your monkey fighting FANTASY! Just check the tag." [sniff]

Other bakeries are endorsing bunny-cide in more...creative ways:

Because the Alien chest-burster scene always makes me hungry.

Speaking of which, this one gives a whole new meaning to "Alien face hugger":

When it comes to spotting Wrecks, he's all ears.

Next we have the traditional Trojan Rabbit:

Just don't leave it unsupervised come nightfall.

Thanks to Christine C., Sue, Bliss B., Ali M., & Shannon C., who think two Monty Python references in two days is just wrong. After all, everyone knows THREE is the number thou shalt count.

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Spring means spring-cleaning, and this storage chain I featured a few years ago in Epbot's "10 Clever Ways To Display Plush Toys" is still a best-seller:

Toy Chain Organizer
You can use it to clip up toys, hats, scarves, gloves, greeting cards - anything lightweight you can fit a clip around. For under $20 it's a great way to use awkward spaces in closets, behind doors, or even swagged over a bed or desk.

A Thank You Note To Wreckerators

I'd like to take a moment to thank the people who've made the last 12 years of my life possible:

The wreckerators.

Dear Wreckorators,
Hi. It's me again.
Listen, I know you're busy...

Groovy.

...and I don't want to distract you...

So close.

...but I want you to know how much we all appreciate you.
Because you're specail.
EXTRA specail.

Without you, the world would never have experienced the glory of edible baby butts:

Or known that balloons could look this much like sperm:

And brides-to-be wouldn't lose nearly as much sleep.

Plus, without you, wreckerators, I wouldn't question my ability to spell "congratulations" on a near-daily basis.

Is this right? I've got 173 more unpublished misspellings of this word waiting in the archives, so... I HAVE NO IDEA.

Yes, wreckerators, you've made the world a vastly more interesting place, and I for one love it.

Here's to us being Best Buds literally forever:

Or literally in center.

That works, too.

Thanks to Susan H., Debi E., Erika P., Bria C., Tess B.,Virgina B., KM, & Michelle E. for reminding us just how sad a wreck-less life would be.

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P.S. I like to have fun cards on hand for thank you notes and birthdays and whatnot, and I thought you might like my latest purchase:

Fancy Wildlife All-Occasion Cards

Please note the fancy chicken. And the elephant carrying a stack of waffles. You get 20 of these beauties - with envelopes - for $13 Prime, plus there are a dozen MORE art styles to choose from, like "Funky Rainbow Cats" and "Wild Kisses" - which you really shouldn't look at while drinking coffee. Ermergersh.