Nappy Blob Blob, Jen

Today isn't like any other day, friends, because today is Jen's birthday. Today.

So please join me in a hearty, boisterous, thundering rendition of this recently free-to-use song!

♫ Haaaaappy Bulhedoy... ♪

TO YOU!

APP

HIIIIIRTY

BDAAAAAYH!!!

TOOO YOU!!!

Haaappy BIRTHDAAAAAY!!!

Dear Sugar Briiiiitches...

(That's what we call each other)

HAAAAPPY...

Eh, close enough.

Thanks to Hailey R., Anony M., Haley B., Connie M., Courtenay V., Lisa, Lorena, & Melanie W., who all appreciate Jen's HUGE tracts of... talent.

*****

P.S. We like floofs here, yes?

This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these sticks so much I figured I should tell y'all about them.

Silvervine Cat Chew Sticks

If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.

Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $6, and they last forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) Highly, HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.

Happy Mothday, Moms!

Minions, there are LOTS of ways to tell Mom you love her for Mother's Day.

This isn't one of them.

Now, if you wanted to say something like, "There's a hole in my heart Mother can never fill," then this one's got you covered:

Or if you want a subtle commentary on the growing rift in your relationship:

Or even a whimsical illustration of how "Mom" has disappeared from the picture altogether!

Too depressing?

Then check this out:

Look at that border. I mean, really zoom in and study that technique.

GUARANTEED LOLZ, Y'ALL.

Do you have more than one mom in your life?

Then why not rank them?

Is that a #1 or #2? I don't know.

And neither will she.

Speaking of seconds, here are two tries at "Mom, You're #1"

Both wrong.

Maybe you should go for the classic "ran out of room and combined both words" approach:

I have a feeling "Mothday" could really catch on.

Because when it comes to Mother's Day, minions, nothing compares to hearing Mom utter those five precious words:

"What's that supposed to mean?"

That's for the philosophers to decide, Mom. That's for the philosophers to decide.

Thanks to Rachel M., Annie T., Karra A., Robyn R., Sharla H., Emily R., Heather Y., Sharon B., Sherry, & my own mom, Sharon, who still reads this blog every day, and who deserves ALL the cakes, 'cuz she's awesome.

*****

P.S. In case "Moth Day" takes off:

Vintage Botanical Notebook

How gorgeous is this composition notebook?! It's filled with lined blank paper, and costs less than $6 Prime. Perfect for moms, moths, and people who like either of those things.