They See Me Scrollin'
With graduation season upon us, it's time to once again consider that most impossible of shapes:
The lumpy burrito.
No, sorry, I mean that paper noisemaker thing you blow through:
Or is it a Corinthian column?
...made into a Chia Pet?
I'm being silly, of course. We all know these are really bakers' attempts at... uh...
compensating for something.
[evil grin]
Maybe if they anthropomorphized it?
In this case, "anthropomorphize" means "make it look like a poopy lollipop inside a beaker."
So: NAILED IT.
Speaking of things that've been nailed:
With a steamroller, by the looks of it.
Well, I trust this has convinced you guys to always request a real paper diploma on your cakes. That way, you're guaranteed to NEVER... uh... oh.
Never mind.
Thanks to Carol M., Cathy S., Stephanie C., Sam A., Kelly & Craig, Kat S., & Stephanie F. for proving this time the dog really did eat it.
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P.S. We like (real) floofs here, yes?
This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these sticks so much I figured I should tell y'all about them.
If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.
Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $6, and they last forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) Highly, HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.
