The Punctuation Gotham Deserves

And now...

Punctuation Tips From Professional Bakers...

1) Always put punctuation at the end of a sentence. Unless you forget or think it looks better this way.

I like it.

2) Quotation marks are perfect for emphasizing you don't understand quotation marks.

"Good" job!

3) They can also help cover "mistakes!"

"That's my nickname for you. That I just made up."

4) A slash generally means "or," but hey, if it feels right...

5) Proper punctuation can convey a sense of enthusiasm, so choose wisely!!

Because everyone hates Jonathan.

6) No one really understands how apostrophes work, so just sprinkle them in wherever.

7) When in doubt, go with a question mark. Inside parentheses.

It's not the punctuation Gotham needs.

It's the punctuation Gotham deserves.

And finally, remember:

8) Punctuation is important. Just put it anywhere.

Thanks to Linda F?, Jenn M!, Katie* R., Brittany J..., Allison [M], Cherie/, Erin M - , Annie K;, & Patricia C(o.0) for helping us explore the wrecky period.

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Swing And A "Mist"

We here at Cake Wrecks know parting can be such sweet sorrow.

So here are 9 cakes to ruin the moment.

Oh great, here come the water works.

Maybe it's wissful thinking, but Luek sounds hot.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

This wreck is evil, like the "furits" of the "Dve-il."

(Also, at first I thought that said "you will be missiled," and it was the happiest dang .85 seconds of my entire day. DOWN IN FRONT!)

Here's a fun party trick: read this cake out loud and you'll have an INSTANT southern accent:

Well I declare, Colonel Angus!

Definitely more than one "miss" in this room:

Now that's what I call "a balloon drop!"

I think this says, "Uoull gustly be mirrd Lt page!!"

Quick, someone look up how to say "God bless you" in Klingon.

"Remelering" sounds painful. Can't we just stick with one of those awkward handshake-pulling-into-a-half-hug-with-a-back-slap things?

And last but not least:

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Thanks to Joan D., Adrienne T., Katie N., Mackenzie B., Shannon C., Kenlyn F., Alyssa P., Mary K., & Frankie Z., who looks forward to seeing you all next Fall.

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