Santa's "C" Team

Now, Droopy!

Now, Poopy!

Now, Boner!

...and Pancake!

On, Slappy!

On, Psycho!

On, Peanut!

And Lunch Break!

To the top of the shelf!
To the stores at the mall!

Now wreck away, wreck away, 

WRECK AWAY, ALL!

Thanks to Penny V., Bill S., Tina L., Bernadette, Maria, Janie C., Lisa T., Jayla S., & Meghan G. for the wrecky roll call.

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Here's a better roll call for New Year's:

TINY PRANCERS!

These bitty unicorns sit on the edge of your glass and make whatever you're drinking at least 37% more magical. That's science, y'all. Plus they let you tell which drink is yours, which I guess is TECHNICALLY the whole point, but you and I know better. ::wink::

Workin’ That Aangel

This is what it looks like when the Walmart bakery officially runs out of ideas:

(I was going to blur the label, buuuuuut....)

You probably think this teddy bear design looks pretty simple, right?

Couple of circles, arms, legs, poof. Easy.

WELL THINK AGAIN:

I'm most fascinated by the bow tie. How...?

The baker seemed confused by their request, so Chris B. clarified: "You know, a road that you drive on?"

The good news is, they DID get the road.

And finally, a tragic tableau, right there in the potato chip aisle:

[sad music playing]

Jason K. found this abandoned shopping cart on his latest snack run, and it tells a rich tale.
A tale of incompetence, good manners, and a fast get-away car:

Happy Bathby, Aangel. Wherever you are.

Thanks to Hannah H., Scott M., Jennifer B., Chris B., & Jason K. for potentially starting a new trend. We'll call it the "shop, drop, and RUN."

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Oh hey, if you're shopping online this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types: