Decorative Ding-a-Lings

It's National Ding-A-Ling Day, minions!

This is such a happy holiday.

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A really…

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Really…

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REALLY happy holiday.

In fact, with all this holiday cheer coming at you, it's hard NOT to be happy to see these cakes.

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Especially when they're so happy to see you!

Oops, hang on, I'm being told that "ding-a-ling day" actually refers to calling up your friends.

Like on a phone.

Who does THAT anymore?

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Hopefully not this baker.

Although I guess a "Tex Message" is still reasonable. Hm. Yeah. OK, minions, you heard the holiday: let's get out there, "Tex" our friends, and wish them EVERY...

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o.0

Thanks to Alisha M., Chicklet, Juli P., Stephanie L., Wendy & Emily, & Keith W. for bringing us full circle.

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And for those of us who only use our phones to watch cute animal videos and/or Critical Role, check out these cutie-patootie unicorn stands!

You get all three for less than $13 Prime, so I just bought the set to use around the house!

These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out

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You better not cry

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Better not pout

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I'm telling you why!

 

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Ahem.

 

He sees you when you're sleeping!

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He knows when you're awake

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He knows if you've been bad or good

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So be good

or he might just murder you!

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Oh!

 

You better watch out
You better not cry!

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(He'll hear you)

 

You better not pout
I'm telling you why

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Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.

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Oh hey, if you're shopping online this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types: