This Cookie's Gonna Land Me In Facebook Jail (Again)

They asked for cupcakes with the Batman logo:

Sing it with me!

Na na na na na na na nana na na...

NUH-UH.

Renee wanted a number 18 on each of her cupcakes:

Which, technically, she kind of got?

How To Tell Your Baker Has Never Played Tetris:

Step 1: Order a Tetris Cake Step
2: Get this:

Only a true prefessional can spot the oh-so-subtle signs of a bakery cleaning out their flotsam bin:

OH-SO-SUBTLE, I say.

And finally, I just found your new ice breaker for parties:

GUESS WHAT THIS IS:

If you guessed "a baby in a crib wearing a Christening gown" then, well, let's be honest: there's no way you guessed that.

Silvia, I'd say next time just order the pacifier design, but only because we all know how that'd end up, and I have some great puns lined up for it. [evil grin]

Thanks to Bridget L., Renee D., Emily B., Kida, & Silvia L. for rockin' the cradle of "you've-gotta-be-kidding-me." Now quick, everyone, go print out that cookie picture for your next holiday party!

*****

P.S. Speaking of pacifiers, I mustache you a question:

HipsterKid Mustachifier Pacifiers

Do you prefer the Cowboy or the Gentleman? :D

A Darkly Dreaming Christmas

Er...

WRONG HOLIDAY, SIGN GUY

The "I've been extra good" plate is the ironic cherry on top.

 And if you're wondering what a demonic Santa would look like:

To quote a philosopher from the early 1990s, "Woomp, there it is."

 I bet this bakery display seemed like a good idea at the time:

... but in practice, your guests end up eating Cthulhu's face.

(Hang on, that's actually kind of awesome. Never mind, baker, CARRY ON.)

This season, BEWARE OF LOITERING IGLOO CLOWNS:

Trust me, they're always up to some funny business.

Things You Don't Want To Find Under The Tree Christmas Morning:

And you thought last year's pack of underwear was crappy.

And finally, 

How To Tell If Santa's Been Watching Youtube Makeup Tutorials Again:

Is that glitter highlighter? Dang, girl. GET IT.

Thanks to Keely M., G.Z., Lisa S., Stephanie B., Laura R., & Kris D., for the many sides of St. Nick.

Oh, and Mary Christmis everybuddy!

*****

P.S. - I feel like Glamour Santa would approve of this:

Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss