This Cookie's Gonna Land Me In Facebook Jail (Again)

They asked for cupcakes with the Batman logo:

Sing it with me!

Na na na na na na na nana na na...

NUH-UH.

Renee wanted a number 18 on each of her cupcakes:

Which, technically, she kind of got?

How To Tell Your Baker Has Never Played Tetris:

Step 1: Order a Tetris Cake Step
2: Get this:

Only a true prefessional can spot the oh-so-subtle signs of a bakery cleaning out their flotsam bin:

OH-SO-SUBTLE, I say.

And finally, I just found your new ice breaker for parties:

GUESS WHAT THIS IS:

If you guessed "a baby in a crib wearing a Christening gown" then, well, let's be honest: there's no way you guessed that.

Silvia, I'd say next time just order the pacifier design, but only because we all know how that'd end up, and I have some great puns lined up for it. [evil grin]

Thanks to Bridget L., Renee D., Emily B., Kida, & Silvia L. for rockin' the cradle of "you've-gotta-be-kidding-me." Now quick, everyone, go print out that cookie picture for your next holiday party!

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P.S. Speaking of pacifiers, I mustache you a question:

HipsterKid Mustachifier Pacifiers

Do you prefer the Cowboy or the Gentleman? :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: