The Weirdest Apology Cake I've Seen Yet

At long last, I think I've finally found it, you guys:

The World's Most Interesting Conversation Starter

Yep, I suggest you single types out there bring this to your next Bingo mixer, luau party, rave, etc*

[*I haven't dated in a while, but I trust these are still the hippest happenings.]

Or, if you're NOT single, just think how handy this will be at the next family reunion!

A few sample openers:

How do you accidentally pee in a dryer? (Feel free to sketch your answers on this napkin.)

How do you not KNOW whether or not you accidentally peed in a dryer?
Follow Up: And have *you* ever been that drunk?
What kind of relationship do you think would be appeased [snerk] by a cake apology for the aforementioned potential accidental dryer peeing?
Follow Up: Could you see yourself in that kind of relationship?

And most importantly:
Are you going to eat that?

Thanks to Katie for putting a new spin on the #1 apology cake.

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I'd love to see one of these filled out for accidental dryer peeing:

Apology Note Pad

"I forgot you didn't like that."

Bahahaha!

5 Resolutions Anyone Can Keep. BALLS.

How are those New Year's resolutions coming, minions? Did you already ditch the ol' "get up earlier, work out, and eat better" thing? SO WITH YOU.

Really, we should just pick easier goals... and then reward ourselves. With cake. For picking goals.
Because baby steps.

Here, I'll kick us off:

In 2024 I Resolve To:

- Be more compassionate.

But I'm still not giving this cake back.

- Volunteer for a worthy cause every month.

I promise at least John will be "awear".

- Spend more time with the ones I love.

Cider beer, if you please, John.

- Communicate exactly what *I* want from a relationship.

But better make it chocolate.

And finally, the no-brainer:

- Start ending every sentence with an exasperated "BALLS."

Like most of this blog, that one makes more sense after a few cider beers.

Thanks to Matthew S., Kristin E., Pate C., Alyson A., & Jackie for resolving those issues for us. BALLS.

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HEY LOOK MORE BALLS:

Narwhal Stress Relief Balls... Filled With Tiny Balls