AND NOT A SINGLE FART JOKE

Saturday was Thomas Crapper Day and let me tell you I was FLUSHED with excitement! I know, it sneaks up on me every year, too.

BUTT never fear: it’s never too late to celebrate!

How about this lovely...

Poo-quet?

(You know, like bouquet? WORK WITH ME PEOPLE)

Or perhaps you prefer your poop prehistoric:

Ooph. That head was a real crapshoot.

(Please, try to contain your excrement.)

Anyone else go nuts for donuts?

Wait, "caterpillars"?

Look more like dung beetles to me.

::rim shot::

Or how about this classic chart-topper:

Droppings like it's hot. 

Well, however you celebrate, minions, may you be happy as a pig in poop:

OH! And don't forget to continue this moving celebration during the Big Game!

GO GO GO SUPER BOWEL

Thanks to Elizabeth R., Jay R., Kristin H., Fiona H., Katherine B., & Kelly M. for updating the log.

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I can only imagine how proud Thomas Crapper would be to know this exists:

16 Color Toilet Night Light

Just think of all the sweet family memories you can create!

Sunday Sweets Splits Up! 11 Gorgeous Double-Sided Cakes

I love seeing how bakers tackle the challenge of a double birthday cake, so today, gang, we're going halfsies.

(Iced by Kez, New Zealand)

Double the cuteness, double the fun!

Of course it's easy to share a cake when the kids are too young to have an opinion. The real challenge comes when they're older, and bakers have to combine two VERY different styles:

(The Cake Room LA, Louisiana)

Absolutely loving Cinderella's carriage matched up with Cap's shield. So clever.

At first glance I thought this one was two different cakes:

(Little Cherry Cake Company, UK)

Tinkerbell and Periwinkle are a perfect pair:

(Mother and Me Creative Cakes, UK)

Or how about Hello Kitty... and Spider-Man?

(McGreevey Cakes, online tutorials)

Yass. The balloons are my favorite part!

I know a bunch of adults who would LOVE this little girl's cake:

(Lacey Jakes Cakes, tutorial here)

It's not for two people, but it could be! Or you could just celebrate both sides of your personality.

::evil grin::

Speaking of which, it doesn't get much better than this for a two-sided cake:

(Dolce Dita, online tutorials)

Such a cute idea for a baby shower - and there's an angel wing and bat wing coming out the sides! D'awwww.

No contrasting characters here, but I am SWOONING over this chocolate and strawberry combo:

(Cakes Contour, UK)

SWOONING.

(I've been cutting back on sweets this week, so I want to smash my face in this thing SO BAD. Hnnnng.)

 I already featured double-side wedding cakes back in 2018 - in case you were wondering where those were - but here comes a fun double-sided engagement cake:

(Cakes And Cupcakes Mumbai, India)

The sign says "Warning: Opposites Attract. May Cause Sparks"

:D

As much as I love a good princess cake, I have to admit seeing this Wonder Woman/Superman split made me SO DARN HAPPY:

(Chace's Cakes & Catering, Florida)

AW YEAH SUPERHERO LADIES REPRESENT

And finally, the magical beast mashup that made my jaw drop:

(Carulli Cakes, Arizona)

That is all buttercream, y'all. No fondant! I can't get over the detail and shading in the dragon eye. Just... WOW.

I hope today's split Sweets gave you a smile! Happy Sunday!

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Oh but wait, here's one last double-sided Sweet - this time for my fellow puzzle lovers:

 2-Sided Jigsaw Puzzle, 500 Piece

I think this is the prettiest picture combo, but there's also a dollhouse option where one side is the exterior, and the other shows the rooms inside. SO COOL.