Allison ordered a cake for her boss Lisa's 50th birthday. To make it a little more fun, she asked the bakery to shape the cake like a big pair of lips.
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Uh...
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[side eye]
...
...guys?
0.o
Thanks to Allison W. for all the mandatory sexual harassment classes her office has to take now. But on the plus side, I DO have the perfect cake for them.
Tell you what, bakers, I have a great idea: Forget decorating, just throw anything on there!
That's right, go nuts!
Cookies?
Sure!
Individually wrapped & stickered cookies?
Even better!
Lollipops buried in icing?
Why not?
An empty ice cream cone over a random pile of sprinkles?
Heck yeah!
The pulverized bits at the bottom of an M&M's bag?
YES YES YES.
But let's think outside the "edible" box. Think you can jam an entire book in there?
Or a big silk flower?
Oh! And some ribbon!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA...
*coughcoughcough*
*cough*
Ahem.
(gasping)
Man, I need a drink...
That'll do.
Thanks to Anna R., Mary W., Jenna M., Hayven A., Justine V., Tania S., Crystal B., Andrea and Anne Marrie, and Cami L. for remembering what's important in life. And what's important is being able to drink your topper.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
