Blunders That Burn

Today's cakey slams are not intentional (honest!), but how are the recipients supposed to know that? Especially when you, the cake-orderer, can't stop laughing?

Two words:"plausible deniability." Let's all practice together, shall we?

When this shows up for Beth's birthday:

"Oh my goodness! Where ever did that extra 'c' come from?!?"

"Yes, Kyle, we ARE celebrating your going away, but, uh...wait. 'Celebrating' is the wrong word. See, there's no exclamation mark, so it's a sad thing. Try reading it in a sad voice."

"But not anymore."

("Just kidding! Hehehe.")

"'Freudian slip'? Don't be silly. You'll always be my angle. I mean, 'angel.' Heheh.
Oh, too soon for jokes? Yeah? Yeah. Ewwww kay."

"Vicky, I can explain. See, at first we thought it WAS your birthday, but then Joe thought maybe it wasn't, so we called the bakery, and...Vicky? Where are you going? Don't you want some cake? AAAACK!!


[wiping cake from eyes] "Well, I understand if that's how you feel about it. Joe, could you come over here, please? I have your piece of cake ready."

Beau S., Kyle C., Laura P., & Amanda P., I mean this sincerely: of all my Wreckporters, you guys are the latest.

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Sunday Sweets' Crowning Achievement

My friend Aimee has been celebrating "Tiara Tuesdays" for about a month now - by wearing a tiara around the house every Tuesday. Which is pretty fabulous.

So when I read that Friday is International Tiara Day, I realized the one thing Tiara Tuesday is missing: Sunday Sweets!

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( The Cake Mamba)

Yep, cake + tiaras are basically a match made in pink frosted heaven.

Although they also have a more elegant side:

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(Vinism Sugar Art, Malaysia)

This bridal lace is incredible! Do you see the butterfly?

I'm not one to split hairs (heirs?) when it comes to sparkly head gear, so there may be some crowns in here, too.

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(Caking It Up, Sydney, Australia)

I figured you wouldn't mind. :)

This one sort of has a crown and a tiara, if you look closely:

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(Ana's Cake Studio, Liverpool)

Plus it doesn't get much more royal than a bustle of Disney princesses.

(I've decided a group of princesses is called a bustle, but I'm open to more suggestions.)

(Also, anyone else loving how this has Anna instead of Elsa? NOICE.)

This one made me do a double-take:

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(Found here, Baker unknown)

The gold is so shiny, I thought the tiara was real metal at first!

 I read that "tiara" can also be used to describe forehead jewelry and necklaces, so that's all the excuse I need to include this one:

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(Baker unknown. Anyone?)

I think this is my favorite! I can't get over these colors together, they're so happy.

 Plus the bottom trim looks like tiaras, right? 

Oooh, this one reminds me of Cinderella's pink dress:

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(By Deborah Hwang)

So, so pretty.

And I'm pretty sure this one is based on Breakfast at Tiffany's:

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(But A Dream Custom Cakes, Connecticut)

Those pearls are perfection!

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(Also by Vinism Sugar Art, Malaysia)

I've tried to only feature cakes with sugarpaste tiaras today, but I have to make an exception for this one:

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(The Cake Lovers, Florida)

WOW. The dragon scales look like glazed porcelain, right? I love the color and the subtle shading, which is SO pretty with that antique tiara.

Now one last rosy crown jewel for our collection:

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(Caked by Cynthia White)

::Swoon::

Now that is a Sweet worthy of royalty.

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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P.S. In case anyone else wants to celebrate Tiara Tuesday, I just found the perfect one for $20:

Tangled Rapunzel's Tiara

Be sure to check the customer photos on the listing, because these pictures don't seem to do it justice! SO SPARKLY.

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