Something about the exuberant inscription paired with this pathetic Wrecky mess is totally tickling my funny bone. I'm not sure what Ashley is "Freeeeeee" from, but evidently it's not melting Wrecks with wonky candles and wax drippings.
Thanks to Monique R., Wreckporter extraordinaire.
UPDATE: Aha, we have back story! Thanks to Melissa for providing the original link.