With Thanksgiving approaching, bakeries across the nation are churning out turkeys just as fast as they can.
Er, turkey cakes, I mean. Yeah.
I'm not sure who is more confused: me or the decorator who made this:
Of course, then there's the turkey who's already been extinguished [smirk]:
Unless you're eating at a restaurant at the end of the universe, I'm pretty sure your food should never talk to you - much less advocate your imbibing its flesh. Yech.
"Thing" being the operative word here, since this looks like the result of craft time at the local preschool. All it's missing is a construction paper hand-tracing for a tail, and maybe a bunch of glitter.
(Hey, now, put that glitter down, Wreckerators; I didn't mean to give you any ideas!)
Thanks to Jessi W., Jocelyn M., Delielah R., and Bonnie B.!