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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Jan082009

Hey, Bebeh

"Girl, you lookin' fine. Why don't you come over here, and give daddy a lil' sugar?"

"Check it. I've got a spiky polar-bear-skin rug for us to lounge on, and some suh-weet champagne glasses the size of water coolers. I even put on my navy blue tighty-whities, 'cuz I know how much you dig those.

"What's that, kitten? You like the light blue ones better? No problem."

[patting rug] "This cracked concrete floor is hard, baby, but not as hard as...er...my...devotion to you? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Hey, kids! What are you doing in here? Amscray, will ya?"

"That's better. Now, where were we? Ah, yes, talking about how lucky you are - or at least how lucky you're gonna be. [waggling eyebrows] Aww yeaaah. This sea I'm lying in is the ocean of my love, and it's all for you, girl, it's all for you. [wink wink]

"What's a matter, doll? Still not convinced? How 'bout if I do some leg lifts?"

"My sticker may say 'yellow', pudd'n, but this here treat is pure chocolate, if you know what I'm sayin'."

I don't know about you, Aimee T., Lisa C., J.B., and Becky B., but I am definitely in the mood - for cake.

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Reader Comments (318)

OMG! I laughed my ass off at this. Absolutely hilarious.

January 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBrowns

This has to be one of my favorite posts!!! :) I can't stop laughing at the oddness of it all.

So...where can I get me one of them puppies? :) LOL

January 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle R. Slape

Danielle D. you almost made me puke. At 7:30 in the morning. On a Sunday. Thanks. :(

Word Verification: conau Con au of these people simply not manage to make a good cake. You know, like ones WITHOUT Mr. Big Sexy on top?

January 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSport's Mom

OMG Bakery Crafts needs to update their merchandise. My store isnt allowed to sell this guy or his leading lady!
Great commentary Jen! Fabulouly funny as usual!
My hubby was looking at me as I was LOL and just shaking his head.

Linda

January 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLinda

Definitely one of the scariest post I've seen on this blog! Why do I hear the Flight of the Conchords in my head when I read these captions??

So very scary.

January 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterM---

FLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK! i can see why this one has SO MANY COMMENTS! holy crap! i was peeing my pants!! lmaoaoaoa!
LEG LIFTS!! i DIED!! lmaoa!

January 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGiusi.

OK.. so i just googled to see what the hell is up with those cakes and i saw more pix.

http://www.fortheloveofsugar.com/sitebuilder/images/SexyManCake-448x334.jpg


and here you can BUY THE CAKE KIT with INSTRUCTIONS included!
bahahaha
http://www.bakingshop.com/bc/cakes/icx-ck-47.htm

OMG.

January 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGiusi.

OK, as Jen Lancaster would say: I've just laughed myself in to a pants wetting asthma attack.

God, you are funny.

January 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDodi

How to Catch a Predator...

Jen you are the bee's knees.

January 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTamera

I thought the cake was hilarious when I sent you the 1st picture but man...you made it THAT much better...you're hilarious!

January 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAimee'

I NEED to know where you get this cake from. I LOVE IT!!! I have a friend's birthday coming up and she needs to have this. lol

January 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChrissy

This cannot be Burt Reynolds. Not enough HAIR!!!!

January 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMarytoo

That has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. You have no idea how much I appreciate your humor and your blog.

Erin, oh, my gosh, that is one UGLY baby!!!! It is a baby, isn't it???


wv: trefeat... C'mon, bebeh, have I got a trefeat for you...

January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMarytoo

OK, that commentary had me a-gigglin'...

Perfect.

January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAdhis

Who's bringing the courvoisier? Anybody?

January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine

Is Chocolate Love lying on a Stormtrooper??

Word verification ulabint. Dunno WHAT she bent, but she must have been pretty strong...

January 16, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterzobabe

Anyone notice the Disney princess napkins in the first one? I really hope this cake was for a little girls birthday party!

January 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

A couple of commenters have said they want to make a "hey bebeh" cake of their own, well now you can!

I found this, and thought I'd share...ready, set, wreckerate!

http://www.bakingshop.com/bc/cakes/icx-ck-47aa.htm

January 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

laughed all day because of this post!
:) hahahahahaha

Do they all have to be on top a bear rug???
OMG just hilarious!!!!
tnk god for this website.

January 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRxy

I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair! The cakes are not only hysterical but the narration - OH MY GOSH - Girl, you are SO FUNNY!!!!!

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

OMG LOL! I'm sorry but the first one looks more like he's laying on the Abominable (sp?)Snowman. The last few look like he's saying,"Hey, look what I just killed- booty call, anyone?"

Now pass me some of that cake ;)

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKimmygintx

I am in *tears* from laughter! Your commentary is just tooooo much! LOL

February 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I am just in shock at how many mostly naked men laying on polar bear skinned rug cakes there are out there in the world.

February 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKileen Smith

Is it just me, or is the guy talking like Boba Fett on the Robot Chicken Star Wars special?



Ah. Just me then.

February 11, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercurtinparloe

I did not make the bearskin rug connection until you said it. Up until that point, I thought there was a yeti lying face-up on the cake.

February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSophia

I haven't laughed so hard in ages - OMG!

March 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCakelaw

Just a minor detail, but for the dude to be laying on a polar bear skin in the ocean, wouldn't the bear still have to be alive to float?

March 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

At first, I genuinely thought the Michelin Man was giving that scantily-clad man a hug.

March 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJonathan

Does nobody else think that "Betti's getting OLD" is a slightly less than appropriate sentiment??

March 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

I wonder if someone actually paid $24.99 for that last one. Because really, it's priceless.

March 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBecky

OMG! I saw these horrific plastic dolls in the clerance bin at Kroger and wondered what they were for! This makes that disturbing find make sense and also makes me thank God that they must have retired this cake at my local grocery store. Crisis averted.

April 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I want one of these for my birthday. ;)

May 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHannah

Jen, I think these may be my favorite cakes yet! Your little story line was hilarious!! WHERE do people find these things...hopefully NOT on their own birthday.

June 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenny

OMG. I've looked at this page like 5 times and it makes me laugh EVERY time!!! Stinkin' hilarious!

June 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenny

here is the kit if you want to attempt it yourself lol they show the blue background with a shaggy bear skin rug
http://www.pastrywiz.com/cakes/cake47.htm

interestingly the African-American version seems to come with a white fella too lol
http://www.pastrywiz.com/cakes/cake47aa.htm

July 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

My cake looked like this. They drew a goatee on him so he looked like my fiance. xD

July 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMilk Mama

LOL My husband "surprised" me with this cake a few years ago for my birthday at a party in front of everyone, I still have the glasses and the man...

September 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

HAHAHAHA! oh my gosh, my friend and I died laughing the moment we read the words "Check it." such a hilarious visual. I LOVE it!

October 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBella

OMG! That made my day!

October 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmy S.

OMG I was presented this same cake at my wedding shower!!! I had completely forgotten!

October 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

omg....this is possibly my favourite blog....EVER!!!!!!!!

<333333

November 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZee

Apparently there's a regular demand for this cake design?

December 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmity

Ya know what's really creepy? There's more than one of it.

December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I am having an extremely difficult time reading your blog at work and not bursting out loud in laughter. Love it!

May 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAllison G.

WOW, there were actually MORE THAN ONE of these things?!?!?! :O

June 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

You know that this copies the iconic centerfold of Burt Reynolds. See http://www.cinematical.com/2005/07/18/vintage-image-of-the-day-the-burt-reynolds-centerfold/

June 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I'm crying right now looking at these cakes and reading your comments. LOL!!!!

October 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDianna

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