Because hearts and roses and bears are SO last week, here are some... interesting... alternatives.
For the cat lover: a neon pink, vaguely feline amorphous blob, sporting what I can only assume is some kind of euphemism:
For the Star Wars fan: a cake showing Admiral Ackbar's softer side:And for you non-Star Wars geeks, this is Admiral Ackbar:
For the H.P. Lovecraft fan: a Valentine's Cthulhu:
Speaking of plush...
And here's a Valentine's treat for the...uh...emotionally constipated?
Well, it's no fungus cake, but it'll do: I'm skipping breakfast.