How Do You Spell Success?

Uh, pretty much not like this:

Apparently Abby's last 21st birthday was not legal.

So if the "Good" is by Lucy, who made the rest?

And what do you call someone who makes slippers out of plaited ribbons?

A "braidal shoer", of course!

Ahahahahaa!

Ahem.

So in conclusion: Kids, stay in school. Otherwise you, too, may be forced to write lame jokes on the internet someday.

Hey Heather F., Amanda W., Laura, and Diana:

"Thunks!"

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