Buyer's Remorse
Well, ladies, you did it: You've said your vows, the birdseed has been thrown, and now you're ready to hit the reception, do a little Mambo #5 (sure that fad is over, but you like it, dang it), and celebrate with your very own Prince Charming.
[music swelling] I'm talking about the guy of your dreams, the man who swept you off your feet with his suave good looks, his impeccable taste, and his...ah...
[music screeching to a halt] ...closet alcoholism?Yep, sorry to break it to you, girls, but some of you are going to learn a lot more about your new hubby than you wanted to at your wedding reception, all thanks to his grooms cake.
Like the fact that not only does he enjoy hunting - that you could deal with - but that he also believes plastering a photo of himself with his latest "kill" on a cake surrounded by real shotgun shells is wedding-appropriate.
[tears welling up] Aw, don't they look happy together? Mr. Romance here really knows the way to a girl's heart, doesn't he? (Through the ribcage with an M-16.)You could also learn he has a mildly-alarming obsession with the show "Golden Girls":
(Note: that's supposed to be Sofia in his lap, not a twisted granny-version of a blow-up doll.)And of course every bride finds this kind of humor absolutely hysterical on her wedding day:
Feel the love.- Related Wreckage: When Men Design Their Own Cakes
Jen
