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Thursday
Oct282010

Well, That's Horrifying

You know, I thought eating a cake baby was wrong.

I thought it couldn't get any worse. (At least not legally.)


Then

I

saw

this:

Michelle M., I am never eating meatloaf again.

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Reader Comments (273)

God. That's -- ಠ_ಠ

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMiharu

WHAT. WERE. THEY. THINKING?????

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commentertulipdjc

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*breath*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJanelle

Thank you. I hadn't yet been motivated to stab out my mental retinas with a soldering iron, now I have.
Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot. Over?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDanger Boy

WHY, OH WHY, DID THEY GIVE THE MEATBABY GLOWING YELLOW EYES?!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRenee

My eyes!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJessica W

What Lady Ga-Ga's baby would wear.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHarry F.

The worst part is the pearl onions they used for eyes.

No, I take it back. The worst part is that when meat cooks, it shrinks, so when this monstrosity is done it's going to look even more monstrous. Not to mention the uneven baking--by the time the torso is done, the legs and feet will be burned.

No, I take it back yet again. The very worst part comes when it's time to serve that thing. The tastiest part would be the bit wrapped in bacon. I'm just imagining someone saying "Can I have a slice of the diaper, please?"

GAAAHH! I can't believe I'm thinking about this!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCorianne

Please pass the eye bleach!

(apparently, it's already made it's way to the meatloaf baby)

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Just disgusting!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Um, the babies legs are backwards. Or are they supposed to look broken? Gross.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I'm pretty sure there's a DVD at Blockbuster with this picture on the cover.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPD

Wow...a cow died for that? LOL

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Are the eyes hardboiled eggs???

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMargaret V

UGH... it's like watching a train wreck... I couldn't stop looking at it - yet it was so HORRIFYING!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAislinn

LOL It's actually quite well done, I do agree on some pupils for the eyes though, it's a little alien looking without them.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Is that what Jonathan Swift was talking about?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonique

What does it look like cooked???

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLadybugtag

wonder what the eyes are made of...?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I'm fascinated by the detail -- they must have used a creepy baby mold, which makes me wonder all the more. And the eyes -- what are they made from, do you think? (Someone said pearl onions possibly, but I dunno.) And yeah -- what does it look like cooked? All greasy and crispy edges and sort of shrunk up and ... ew!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWincey

I think everyone is overlooking the absolutely stellar meat sculpting skills? No? That's all I've got. I always try to be a glass is half full kind of gal though...and strangely enough...I kinda do want to see the cooked version of it.

And has anyone tried the sound verification before? It's kind of frightening...

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Wow, zombie meat baby, NOW I've seen everything!:-p That's just twisted and wrong LOL

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCulinarychiq

I really really really really really really reallyreally want to see what it looks like after it's been cooked, and with a li'l ketchup on!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKatt

Jesus, that IS scary!!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteraccidentally, kle

So very very wrong.

@Susie: "bacon speedos" - love it!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLet Them Eat Cake

That is so disturbing on so many levels!! Those vacant eyes are staring right into my soul......

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBecky Z

@The Suburb Experiement: I think a better question is "What occassion *doesn't* call for a zombie meatloaf baby with a bacon diaper?!" That this is soooo awesome... and sooo gross.. I can't take my eyes off of it.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth C.

Pearl onions? I thought the eyes were garlic cloves. But I guess a zombie baby wouldn't have garlic, would it? That really is distressing..yetch.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Scarred. For. Life.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Well, I think I can say with authority that this creation...

*puts on sunglasses*

...is in poor taste.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Is this a tribute to Meatloaf's (get it) character in Rocky Horror Picture show...you know him having been eaten and all...only he wasn't wearing bacon undies (I don't think).

WV: anifig - some people will try to bake anifig

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDonna

I wonder how many people decided to go vegan after seeing that.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJade

It kind of reminds me of the Mini-Me guy off Austin Powers. But the eyes...omg...the eyes!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMolly E.

After reading through all the comments, I am apparently the only one who thinks this is awesome! lol I am a Halloween junkie and this is the ultimate in creepy food. I feel so boring simply turning my kids' mashed potatoes green.

Melissa:)

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMelissa

What I want to know is; if they went to the trouble of making such a horribly taboo thing as a meatloaf baby, why the decorum of a bacon diaper? Why not just go whole um...hog?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

*gasp*

Those eyes...I...I...I taste bile in the back of my throat...

*gulp*

WV: hulfm: the sound of me vomiting after seeing Meat Baby

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBakingdom

Oh my god... I honestly don't think I've ever been more horrified in my life.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWifeOfSeth

You know the german expression for "having a bun in the oven"? To have a ROAST in the oven!

...eew.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRoxana

WHAT are the eyes made of?!?!?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMargie

Now that is a food baby.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

My Husband has spent the last two minutes laughing at this...He loves it! I'm beginning to wonder who I married!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEvilm

MMmm, I'll take a slice of the head.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

That is nasty! Who would even eat that - I'd feel like a cannibal - gross!!!

Cheryl

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCheryl

*Raises hand* Another pregnant lady that almost lost her lunch. I think you need a warning before the post. I need to go lie down now.

wv: inesang Whoever made that "cake" is inesang

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen

wow. downright creepy. but really, what would be more horrifying for halloween than a creepy zombie meat baby?!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercorvidophile

I thought this was a site safe for lunchtime reading. Usually there is only the risk of creating a sugar craving. And I've alreadyopened the Halloween candy. But now? Whom can I trust?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

i guess that's for people who are considering cannablism but want to try it out this way first?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Most frightening thing I've ever seen.

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKara Lynn

The horrifying thing is there are more out there!!
this one shows it cooked:

http://www.quirkycookery.com/2010/01/meat-loaf-baby-with-bacon-diaper-don.html

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

What the..... heck! That's...uh... well...

parting thought: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCandace

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